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You can tell by the logo these shoes will out-swim the competition, & impregnate your feet with comfort.  (Taken with instagram)
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You can tell by the logo these shoes will out-swim the competition, & impregnate your feet with comfort. (Taken with instagram)

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Protein Ketchup delivers the same taste and mouthfeel you humans have come to expect. #skymall  (Taken with instagram)
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Protein Ketchup delivers the same taste and mouthfeel you humans have come to expect. #skymall (Taken with instagram)

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Orbit wheels: don’t let James Franco have all the fun! #skymall (Taken with instagram)
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Orbit wheels: don’t let James Franco have all the fun! #skymall (Taken with instagram)

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Got a great view from my seat. (Taken with instagram)
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Got a great view from my seat. (Taken with instagram)

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Entire BBQ Spent Avoiding Guy Who Brought Vegan Hot Dogs to Memorial Day BBQ

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The Skymall catalog understands a cat’s need to poop in a space helmet. (Taken with instagram)
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The Skymall catalog understands a cat’s need to poop in a space helmet. (Taken with instagram)

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Lovers in love
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Lovers in love

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unfreshing:

this is so perfect

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Someone Hire Me

“I heard you made a shampoo.”

-Yes. ‘Wen.’

“You were talking about it yesterday. So what will you call it?”

-‘Wen.’

“I guess before you want to sell it.”

-No, it’s called ‘Wen’.

“It’s called what when?”

-Not ‘What-Wen.’ ‘Wen.’

“‘What-When-When?’ What?”

-Not ‘What-Wen-Wen-What.’ ‘Wen.’

“I want a divorce.”

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Abbi Crutchfield is a comedian, writer and actor listed as one of the 18 Funny Women You Should Be Following on Twitter by Huffington Post Comedy. She performs with the UCB house team Gramps and produces two live comedy hours: "The Living Room Show" and "Positively Awesome". You can read her work on Witstream.com. She has been featured on VH1 and MTV as well as in national commercials.

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