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Entire BBQ Spent Avoiding Guy Who Brought Vegan Hot Dogs to Memorial Day BBQ

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The Skymall catalog understands a cat’s need to poop in a space helmet. (Taken with instagram)
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The Skymall catalog understands a cat’s need to poop in a space helmet. (Taken with instagram)

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Lovers in love

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unfreshing:

this is so perfect

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Someone Hire Me

“I heard you made a shampoo.”

-Yes. ‘Wen.’

“You were talking about it yesterday. So what will you call it?”

-‘Wen.’

“I guess before you want to sell it.”

-No, it’s called ‘Wen’.

“It’s called what when?”

-Not ‘What-Wen.’ ‘Wen.’

“‘What-When-When?’ What?”

-Not ‘What-Wen-Wen-What.’ ‘Wen.’

“I want a divorce.”

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Getting makeup done for commercial shoot.  (Taken with instagram)
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Getting makeup done for commercial shoot. (Taken with instagram)

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sincerelyjosh:

Dear men and women going on Maury to determine who the father of the baby is,
Don’t act so confident before the results are in. You might end up doing the backstage run of shame. Sincerely,Josh 
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Dear men and women going on Maury to determine who the father of the baby is,

Don’t act so confident before the results are in. You might end up doing the backstage run of shame. 

Sincerely,
Josh 

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Finally! A ball that I, a woman, can palm! (Taken with instagram)
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Finally! A ball that I, a woman, can palm! (Taken with instagram)

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Veronica Osario, Sean Hart, Alan Starzinski & Julia Weideman in a graduation show! Detective uses Guess Who “database” to ID the criminal (Taken with instagram)
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Veronica Osario, Sean Hart, Alan Starzinski & Julia Weideman in a graduation show! Detective uses Guess Who “database” to ID the criminal (Taken with instagram)

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Abbi Crutchfield is a comedian, writer and actor listed as one of the 18 Funny Women You Should Be Following on Twitter by Huffington Post Comedy. She performs with the UCB house team Gramps and produces two live comedy hours: "The Living Room Show" and "Positively Awesome". You can read her work on Witstream.com. She has been featured on VH1 and MTV as well as in national commercials.

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